Why are you always late? You know you have to take the train in the morning. You know what time it leaves. You know all the details. 

Yet, almost every day I see people running like maniacs across the street to the train station because they’re late. They dodge traffic like they’re playing a real game of Frogger. One of these days, someone will get hit by a car.

Why are they always late? What is the problem? Why can’t they just do something without being so frazzled and scatterbrained?

And, it’s not like that will be the LAST TRAIN EVER to run that will get you to work or take you home.  Just accept that you’re late and calm the fuck down.

Do not expect anyone to hold the train doors for you. That will just hold up the train and make everyone else annoyed. You’re not special. You fucking wait. Everyone else was there on time. Who the fuck do you think you are?

Stop blaming your children. Stop blaming traffic. Stop blaming EVERYTHING ELSE BUT YOURSELF. The problems lies within you. It’s YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM.

Fix it. DO IT NOW. FIX IT. 

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!