You see that picture? These fucking morons that are slamming their way onto the train so they can get to the fucking Hamptons? These people make riding the LIRR a miserable and soul sucking experience.

Why are these people forcing their way onto the train? Do they not see that it’s already fucking crowded? Are they too lazy or stupid to walk to other cars to find some open space? If you’re already on a crowded train and these fuckers try to slam their way in, it is hell on earth. People start moving, bags start hitting you, people trip, they are turned awkwardly and are now leaning on you. While all of this is happening, the fuckers trying to cram their way in are giving you a dirty look like “Why aren’t you making room?” WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GO? I AM ALREADY PINNED AGAINST THE FUCKNG DOOR!

And the conductors are nowhere to be found. They should be moving people off the crowded cars and directing them to less crowded cars. They should but they don’t because they’re fucking lazy shitheads!

This is one thing that I wish would change about the Fail Road but I am not holding my breath. Instead, I should learn to hold my breath when the fucking people start crowding inside!!!