If you’re one of the millions of people who either bought a hoverboard or received one as a gift this holiday season, you’re an idiot. Why would anyone buy one of these? One look at these fucking things would give any NORMAL person pause because they look UNSAFE.

Yet, millions of parents gleefully gave these contraptions to their children as gifts. “Here son, let’s go outside later so I can record you breaking your arm on this thing!” What the fuck is wrong with people today?

Would you give your children a set of steak knives and say “Here kids! Have fun!” Of course not. So why the fuck would you idiots give them a hoverboard?!

I can care less. I don’t have kids and I don’t have a hoverboard. However, please keep posting the videos where people fall off the hoverboards or lose balance. Everyone needs something to laugh at. Just don’t get hurt too badly.

How can you people be so fucking stupid!?

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