Is it possible that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BASTARDS WITH A FUCKING ROLLING SUITCASE MUST ROLL OVER MY FEET?

And all of you fucking shitheads with the massive backpacks need to be standing next to me on the train? I swear I want to push you fuckers off. You don’t belong there. You’re taking up 5 places. You’re annoying and you’re a fucking safety hazard. Get the fuck out!

Notice I haven’t even started on the fucking strollers. It’s too fucking early, young children shouldn’t be awake at that time. If you need to bring your fucking demon offspring onto the trains in their fucking stroller, PLEASE STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING TRAINS. I didn’t tell you to have the fucking kid. I should not have to suffer for your life choices. Stay towards the ends of the train cars where there is more room for your stupid fucking stroller and the other fucking bags you carry.

I haven’t forgotten you fuckers on the elevators. What the fuck is so important that YOU ARE ALWAYS ON YOUR FUCKING PHONES! Are you people not going to your fucking desks in two minutes? CAN YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE AWAY FOR THE 3 MINUTES YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR? And what’s the deal with you fuckers who push your way in press a button for your floor and then don’t move away from the buttons? What the fuck is your fucking malfunction? You fucking idiots!

Last but not least, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY. If you’re gonna stand near the fucking doors, DON’T BURY YOUR FUCKIN’ FACE IN YOUR GODDAMN PHONE AND ACT SURPRISED WHEN THE FUCKIN’ DOOR OPENS. I walk right through people like this. I don’t give a shit if it’s a man or woman. I walk right through these people as if they’re not even there. Fuck them, They’re garbage, They’re nothing. They are SHIT.

Please do us all a favor, stay the fuck home. Nobody fucking wants you in the way. Don’t even go out when it’s not rush hour. Just stay the fuck away from the rest of us. We don’t need you.