Thanksgiving has just passed and Christmas is upon us. And I don’t give a shit. It’s the same crap every year and it doesn’t get any better. Everyone whips themselves into a frenzy over shopping and doing things bigger and better than the year before. It’s a complete fucking waste of time.

And, the commute isn’t any different. This is the time of the year when the maniacs are out in full force. Everyone forgets their manners and they turn into animals. The trains suddenly spawn conspicuous (and most likely fake) delays. The trains also fill up with day trippers and tourists who don’t know where the fuck they are going. They constantly ask you questions “Does this train stop at bla bla bla?”. Yeah it does you fucking asshole. It stops right up your ass.

Why do people turn into steaming piles of mannerless shit during this time of the year? Instead of this time of the year being the time and peace and love and tolerance and goodwill to everyone, people move in the opposite direction. 

I’ve had enough. If anyone fucks with me this month, they’re gonna get it. I am not going to hold my tongue. It already started earlier this week with people and their gargantuan fucking bags slamming themselves into already crowded train cars. Then having the fucking balls to ask me to give them more room when I’m already in the corner of the vestibule with no place else to go. You want room? You want an easy ride? You wait for the next fucking train. I was here first. I’m not moving for you asshole.

I can’t wait to see what comes next! It’s always a fucking adventure.

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