One thing I will never understand about riding the Fail Road is the people who cram into the first few cars of the train. They have no regard for the people who are already on the train. They just push their way in and stand there like nothing happened. These people are shit-brained assholes. If they just gave themselves 10 extra minutes for their commute they most likely wouldn’t have to do this. But no. They slam their way into the car with their fucking rolling bags, beer held in their extended arm and have the fucking nerve to say “Please excuse me”.

And don’t get me started on the rolling cases. They’re a fucking menace. They are unsafe at any size. And the people who drag these abominations around will forever be the object of my scorn, derision and ill feelings. I don’t care if you have one, JUST DON’T ROLL OVER MY FUCKING FEET!

And, if you’re gonna have one of these, don’t slam your way inside of an already crowded car and use it as a battering ram to get an extra millimeter of space.

Idiots! All of you! Get the fuck out of my way!