I hate Back To School Time. It’s not because I have flashbacks about when I was still in school. Or because I don’t want to relive that feeling of loathing and dread that always crept back into your life at the end of every August. No. It’s NONE OF THAT.

What I hate about back to school time is all the whiners bitching about waking up early, resuming their teaching jobs, and rejoining society.

I have no sympathy. While you people were doing nothing, there were millions of other people for whom life went on. They still woke up every day and trudged to their jobs. While you were home lounging by the pool or having other fun, these people were on stifling hot trains, long commutes and being delayed and annoyed.

Shut up and get back to work. Who do you think was still working and paying taxes so you could enjoy all that fun? US! Shut up and get back to work.

The other part of this back to school bullshit that I can’t stand is the kids clogging up the trains again. Here come the massive backpacks, the large mobs and slow walking zombies. There should be separate trains for the kiddiepoos in the morning. I can’t wait to be whacked by the backpack of some oblivious snotnosed little shitlicker with the ipod buds on because he’s too fucking lazy to put the bag on the ground.

Finally, we arrive at the parents. If you hate back to school time so much THEN YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD CHILDREN. You knew this was going to happen. If you hate it so much then why have children and subject yourself to years of this torment? I just don’t understand it. 

STOP FUCKING WHINING AND GET BACK TO WORK AND SCHOOL! DO IT AND SHUT UP AND ENJOY IT!

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