Hey assholes…the train car is not your fucking dressing room. There is no reason why you should block the aisles because you need to button your massive coat or pile on the layers and the scarf and the hat.

It gets cold here, but it’s not the fucking arctic circle.

Keep your coat on in the train, put your scarf in your briefcase or take it off and hold it. Put your gloves in your pocket.

There’s no need to block people. The train aisle is not a fucking runway or dressing room. Nobody cares about you. AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY. You know who you are.