What is the obsession that some people have with massive bags? Huge pocketbooks….massive bags slung over their shoulders, those fucking rolling suitcases, plastic bags that look like tarps with handles…and why must they bring all of these on the fucking train?

I have nothing against any kind of (briefcase, gym or old bag). What I don’t like is why certain people feel their bag should cause the latest bruise on your foot or almost knock you upside the head.

Let’s use this morning as an example: I get off the train at Penn….there’s the usual asshole with one of those fucking rolling cases walking slow directly in front of me. I try to get around this asshole, and they change directions, running over my foot. I actually kicked the bag, told them to be careful. The asshole said, “sorry, I’m late”. FUUUCK YOUUU!

So then I finally go up the big stairs on by tracks 18&19 and what do I see? ANOTHER asshole with not one but TWO ROLLING CASES. What the fuck!? Of course, this fucker is walking as slow as shit (like the other few hundred people around me). Luckily, he didn’t run over my foot, he got the guy next to me. What is it with these assholes and their sudden urge to change directions? Why can’t they walk as fast as they change directions? Morons…

Finally, I get to the escalators at the 34th street entrance. This is always fun. There’s always some fucker with a bag over their shoulder with no regard for who is behind them. Of course, there’s a fucker in front of me with a Dell bag. He get a call on his cell. Lookout! Almost hits me in the head. I wanted to unzip something so it would fall out as he’s walking across 34th. Fuck his computer, so what he loses all his porn. But I didn’t, I was feeling nice this morning.

It is like this almost every fucking morning. When will these people learn that this is unacceptable? Would they like it if I ran over their feet? Or almost whacked them in the head with my laptop bag? Or if I slowed down to a snail’s pace because I have so much shit in my fucking bag that I can’t even drag it ON IT’S FUCKING WHEELS? No, they would not like it.

Pull your head out of your asses people. Wake the fuck up.