This is the time of the year when people act like total fucking assholes. They push, they shove, they complain, they travel with their children. Then there’s the tourists. I know they help the city with their dollars, but why can’t they stay the hell out of our way? Tourists should not be allowed on the streets from 6AM-9AM and from 4PM-7PM. All they do is clog up the streets and impede our progress. Yes, it’s the Empire Fucking State Building and it’s fucking tall NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

Please, tell everyone you know that just because it’s the holidays that it doesn’t allow them to act like a fool and think the world revolves around them. If they are travelling with children or with large packages, please tell them to use their common sense. Before you attempt to get on an already crowded train with Toys R’ Us bags, 2 kids (with strollers) and a massive pocketbook…ask them how they would feel if they were the sorry bastard just trying to get home from work. Would they want to hear the children complaining, the cell phone going off, the crying, etc…I think not. In fact, I think it would piss them off a lot. Remember, your children should not become my impediment or headache. You had them, you deal with them.

Another thing is not to travel in hordes during rush hours. Again, it’s the tourists. If you NEED to travel in a group, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY. Or, stay in Jersey.

Finally, when you walk, MOVE YOUR FUCKING FEET. Walking means you put one foot in front of the other and you PUSH. That means you actually MOVE. You don’t shuffle, you don’t mope, you DON’T SLOW DOWN WHEN YOU TALK ON YOUR FUCKING CELLPHONE and you don’t READ THE PAPER WHILE YOU TRY TO WALK. Half of you people can’t even chew gum and walk, what makes you think you can READ A GODDAMN NEWSPAPER and walk?

As you notice, I love this time of the year. It would be the best time of the year, if not for all the assholes…