The Fail Road has hit a new low. This time, our money was wasted to print up fliers to tell us things we should ALREADY KNOW. Yet, since most Fail Road riders are too fucking dumb to know this shit already, the Fail Road felt the need to print these fliers. Click on them to enlarge.

Do we really need our Rail Road to tell us NOT TO CROSS THE TRACKS EXCEPT AT CROSSING? Or to be aware of small children on the train or to GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY OF PEOPLE AS THEY TRY TO EXIT THE TRAIN? These things should be innate. They should be self explanatory. If not, they should be learned through observed behavior.

Yet, since the average Fail Road rider has the brain of a fuckin‘ gnat, the powers that be of our beloved Fail Road felt the need to print these pieces of garbage. If you can’t figure out that the people that are ALREADY ON THE TRAIN need to leave BEFORE YOU GET ON, then not only should you be beaten profusely about the head but your stature as a “normal” member of society should be questioned. GET OFF YOUR CELL PHONES, LOOK DOWN, AND DON’T BE SO FUCKIN‘ STUPID.

From now on, I’d like to say this to all dimwits and pea-brains who ride the Fail Road:

I WANT you to cross the tracks everywhere BUT the crossings. I WANT you to push your way into the car before everyone has left. I WANT you to fall through the gaps. Maybe you’ll meet Mr Clifford and he’ll finish off the job…