<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117653149788783762" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://static1.squarespace.com/static/55a65992e4b084ed3d3583d3/55a66439e4b0b654c5984181/55a6643be4b0b654c598425d/1436968021470//img.jpg I will tackle the "slow people". No, not THAT kind of slow you morons. I mean the kind that walk like they have lead shoes. The ones who have a stride of about 2 inches. The ones you always seem to be stuck behind when the train is late, you have to get to work and they are blabbing away on their cellphones. MOVE YOUR ASS!

I am not a physiologist, but what I do know is that taller people usually have a longer stride than shorter people. If my assumptions are true, then why do all these trees exiting the train have a stride of about half an inch? And, why do all these slow bastards have to be on their cellphones Are they doing this on purpose? Or, do they do it because they just don’t give a crap about anyone else?

I cannot tell you how many times I have been stuck behind these slow bastards on a platform or in Penn itself. If you move, you get stuck behind another one. They walk slow, or they are dragging those god awful rolling suitcases (rolling over people’s feet).

I bet if someone told those morons that there’s $20 of a free lunch waiting for them if they could get to their office in 5 mins instead of 10, that these bastards would RUN. Typical

Move your asses!