Can we please do something about the old people that are littering our Fail Road cars with their presence? They do nothing but clog up the aisles, slow us down, and they are a danger to every able-bodied person on the train. If there is an emergency, they would be trampled. Also, they’d probably hurt others because half of these old bags can’t even move. Yet, they seem to have no trouble walking to their mailboxes to get their checks each month. Your welcome for that 😉
The Fail Road should implement a “65 or under” policy during rush hours. I don’t care if these old people have jobs. They are a danger. This “65 or Under” policy should state that anyone under the age of 65 is allowed on the trains during rush hours, provided they have a job in the city and are able-bodied. This also can be extended to younger people who are otherwise hindered (i.e.: limps, etc).
Call me insensitive, but the platforms at Penn and the station itself are fast-moving, potentially dangerous places for those who cannot keep up with the flow. All these people do is keep us from going where we need to go and causing needless bottlenecks because we have to wait for them to get off the steps.
STAY HOME! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE YOU OLD BAGS! Let us go to work and contribute to our failing Social Security system so you can have something to look forward to once a month (instead of a bowel movement).
LIFE ON THE FAIL ROAD 
Normally i disagree with about 99% of what u post, but i do admit, this has to be one of the funniest posts i have ever read, and i agree with it 1000%just so you know, the senior citizens discounted ticket is not valid on AM peak trains (they have to buy a normal peak ticket) but it is vailid on PM Peak trains, go figure.
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You are a fucking DICK! Your parents should be ashamed of you
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