I wish I knew what was going through certain people’s little pea-brains when they stand in the middle of the goddamn platform to chit-chat or use their cellphone or whatever.

The goddamn phone will not get a signal if you walk slower or stare at the damn thing like a mental patient. And why can’t you ass wipes walk and talk on those damn things at the same time. Is it too mentally taxing? I’m afraid to see what happens if these morons are chewing gum while they’re walking and their cell rings. I bet they’d be confused.

And with the chit-chat…WAIT UNTIL YOU GET UPSTAIRS!!!! Whatever you have to say can wait until you go upstairs so that you do not impede traffic. Total inconsideration.

And don’t even get me started with kids and strollers…that’s for another rant.